1. You dream one night that your brother is a cross-dresser everyday but Thursdays. In my dream my older brother Patrick was wearing a flowery blue dress and GIANT sun hat to my grandma's funeral (my grandma died like 15 years ago). He was walking around asking everybody what they thought of his outfit and was not happy when I told him his nylons didn't match!
2. The very next night you dream that you are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse and have to barter with complete strangers for denim because its sturdier than other fabrics, and can therefore help you avoid being bitten by a zombie. In my dream my family was driving our van (which was squished with a bunch of other unzombied people we had saved) and we were trying to find places we could eat without being attacked by zombies. I know. there's something wrong with me. I'm scared to sleep tonight.
3. You crave a hot dog from Sonic that has pickles, relish, mustard, and hot peppers and you want to cry when you realize its not even close to dinner time and you have to wait. No elaboration needed.
4. The laundry piles up to biblical proportions, and you have absolutely no problem with that. Because putting it away is pointless, it will just pile up again in a day!
5. You cry through commercials, conference, books, magazines and everything else.
That's been my experience lately. There is no doubt there is a baby in there now!
Sunday, April 1, 2012
You know you're pregnant when...
Posted by Rochelle Brunson at 5:37 PM
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Patrick would not like your dream! But it did make me laugh! Lets see you just have till Sept. you could write a book about all the crazy dreams you'll be having till then.
Sounds so familiar! Some of my craziest (most disturbing) dreams ever were when I was pregnant. And the crying....ahhhhh, the crying. It seems like I could hardly listen to the radio because I would cry at every country song. Hang in there.
LOL, I can not stop laughing at the dream about Pat. SOOOO funny! :)
SO FUNNY!! Your dreams are downright scary. When I am prego my dreams are about me kissing other men, no joke. I absolutely hate it! Don't you just hate how quickly laundry gets dirty again and again and again....
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