Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Would you like some human flesh with your cheese?

We got a new fancy cheese-grater.  Its cool.  The cheese falls into this little plastic container.  We were quite excited about this beautiful cheese-grater.

But it turns out that this fancy new cheese-grater was created by Satan himself.  It craves human flesh!  It tried to eat me....and somewhat succeeded.  I'm afraid of it now.

Here is my knuckle immediately after the cheese-grater took a bite out of it.  It gushed blood for a good twenty minutes, and hurt like crazy!

Later that night I removed the band-aid to show Scott the wound and apply some Neosporin.  As soon as the band-aid came off it started gushing blood again for 20 more minutes.  Scott tried to convince me to super glue it.  I wouldn't do it!

I can't bend my knuckle.  I'm struggling to type and do my amigurumi projects.  Every time I do bend the knuckle blood escapes the band-aid.  Here is what it looks like today, 24 hours after the initial attack.  My knuckle may never heal.  Its so gross.  Darn you Satan and your evil cheese-grater from hell!
Maybe I will super glue it....If it doesn't stop bleeding in the next day or two.

4 comments:

Jessica Reid said...

Soap and water and then lots of ointment a couple times a day to keep the skin soft so you can bend it. Get some of those flexible water tight band-aids too. Good luck.

Heather C. said...

Ewwwww, ouch!!! Poor thing. Hope it starts feeling better soon.

Dawny said...

My goodness Chelle, you need to be more careful! I hope your cut heals quickly!!!

Day Family Blog said...

Demon cheese grater! That looks painful, hope it is better by now!