This post is kind of ridiculous and makes no sense. But read it anyway, and then watch the video clip from Conan last night, and you wont regret it. Anywho, here's some random stuff you might like to know (but probably not).
Did you know that Mom's don't get sick days? Even when you are so sick you can barely move, someone still has to get food in the kids' stomachs, and take them to school. I wish there were sick days for moms. I'm sick. I have been since we got home from our Thanksgiving vacation. I hate it. My nose is raw. I'm barely sleeping. The snot situation is completely out of control. No one else is sick. What the crap is wrong with my immune system. I'm always the one who catches everything. Its not fair. I suppose I should be grateful that the kids don't have it too, but its hard being grateful when I'm so miserable.
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Echo still doesn't sleep through the night. She's six months old! I think she should be sleeping through the night by now. We're trying to force her into soothing herself when she wakes up, but so far it isn't working. I swear she's rebelling too. She used to wake up once around 5 or 6 am. We started to try and get her to self soothe on Monday and now, the last two nights she has woken up before 2 am and can not be talked into sleeping. Its frustrating. Any advice?
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And finally. I turned 30 last month. This does not mean that I am in fact a grown up. My proof came last night while watching Conan. There was a dude on that I have never heard of before (Nick Kroll) and he told a story.....a story about pooping his pants. I know, I know. How immature. I can not express how hard I laughed. I couldn't breathe. I had a coughing fit. Tears poured down my face. It was so funny, and I feel totally ashamed for thinking so, and even more ashamed for admitting it now. But for those adults who aren't afraid to act totally immature, join with me in watching the first five minutes of this clip and laugh about someone who has encountered the tragedy of pooping his pants at the age of 33. I tell you it is FUNNY! But for those of you too mature to laugh at poop, skip it, and move on.
This is a long clip, but you only have to watch the first five minutes for the poo story. Its totally worth 5 minutes of your time.
3 comments:
I agree November is crazy busy! Sorry you're sick, it's the pits when you feel so run down and tired and sick...I hope you feel better soon!
I watched the video.....Crazy!
It took Ted till he was like 10 months old before he slept through the night. I cried when we found out we were having another baby, because I thought I'll never get any sleep. But luckily Ted finally was sleeping, and when Maxine arrived, she started sleeping through the night at like 1 month old.
You can always tell when Coco thinks someone is really funny cuz he just lets them talk. That was super funny. Butt Lamaze and shame nap totally killed me. thanks for posting it. p.s. sorry your sick. I hope you feel better soon, you should if you watch that video some more because I hear laughter is the best medicine.
Have you SEEN bridesmaids! A must! Let's just say there is a scene that had me laughing and crying SO hard. Sorry to hear you are sick! I hope you are feeling better soon!
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