Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Braggin' Wagon Wednesday: Martha Stewart Sucks

Remember last Halloween when I made my kids costumes and compared myself to Martha Stewart? Well, I may have slightly exaggerated.....I'm not so much a Martha Stewart as I am a dork with a sewing machine. I tried to patch some holes in Scott's pants and they turned out......well, lets just say Martha would be very disappointed. Who cares right? What's so great about Martha anyway? I don't need lessons on how to make a bed, its not like the queen is coming to visit! And, so what if the pants look slightly "W-T", I'm not a shamed to say that we're slightly "W-T" too! Okay, maybe a little ashamed, but I'm so over Martha Stewart! ps "W-T" means white trash in case you were unaware.


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What happened to good late night tv? I used to have several shows I'd tivo and watch after the kids go to bed, now I'm down to just a few! In a whole week of television. I don't know if its the fact that I read more and that makes tv less entertaining, or if tv is just in a rut, but basically I hate everything besides Community, The Soup, Big Bang Theory and SNL. Reading is better anyway, but I really miss looking forward to Lost.

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Hey, my big sis (or as I like to refer to her, my"best sister friend"), Max, has offered to come and visit in May a few days before Marde does in case I go into labor early. I'm SUPER excited!! (not that I'm not excited for Marde, but Max and I don't get to spend much time together these days, and I miss her like crazy). She and my niece, Regin will be here for like 6 days, and if the baby doesn't come right away, I have a feeling some shenanigans will take place!! I'm looking forward to it so much that I'm HOPING the baby really doesn't come right away so we can spend lots of fun time together. That's right, I'm selfish like that. I'm going to buy us all matching t-shirts and crochet some matching bras for some real party-time. Okay, okay, I'm not going to buy t-shirts or crochet bras, because that's just silly, but I really do think we should have some girl time without any stinky boys around!!

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Fun times coming up......5 weeks left to get ready for baby! WHOO HOO!! Ps. Happy Easter, Ya'll.







2 comments:

Maxine said...

I am super looking forward to visiting also. We are going to party like it is 1999, I will bring the limp bizkit and kid rock cd's. Just kidding I wont be bringing either of those cd's I'm sure you already have them. he he. See you soon.

Dawny said...

Oh my goodness, it sounds like fun times are ahead for you girls. Party,party,party!!!
I'm glad you explained what W.T. stood for, because I didn't have a clue what it meant. You do know how to make beds, but, as I recall you don't "like" making them!

5 weeks will go by in no time (I know ,it goes slow when you're the one who's prego)