Rapunz-abio?

My kids are obsessed with Rapunzel! And I know what you're thinking, All little girls are obsessed with Rapunzel! But I don't only have little girls. In fact, my SON, Dexter, is probably the most obsessed. He always likes the girl characters the best (for example, his previous obsessions are Jessie (toy story) and Eva (Walle). Should I be worried?). He is currently tromping around the house with his Rapunzel hair "grabbing" things like she does in the movie. Its so funny. Don't get me wrong, the others love her too, in fact Ivy is almost always singing "Mother knows best", and enjoys telling me about when "Mother fell out of the tower and turned to dust", but Dex loves her most. Here he is with his Rapunzel hair.

Anyway, all the Rapunzel-ness going around these days, got me thinking....Wouldn't Rapunzel have, like, the strongest, thickest neck ever from carrying around all that hair? Not only that. Wouldn't she be like, crazy muscly if she had to pull Mother Gothel up the tower every single day?! She is awfully dainty looking in the movie for someone who has that kind of strength. I think she'd look more like this

than this!

Wouldn't you agree? I don't even want to talk about how disgustingly dirty her hair would be with it dragging on the ground all the time. This movie is too illogical. I guess I have no imagination.

Side note: Burly Rapunzel is actually Fabio, in case you were curious.