You know you're nine months pregnant when...

~Random people at the grocery store think its okay to touch your giant belly and say, "You must be due any day." or "Look at your perfectly round belly, that means its a boy!" (I seriously got both at Target today, one from a customer one from the checker).

~You find yourself wandering the aforementioned grocery store in search of small snacks you can hide from nurses while in the labor/delivery unit of the hospital.

~You answer someone who is speaking on the phone and then realize you were just listening to a voicemail.

~Whenever people you know, who see you day after day say, "You're still pregnant!"

~You are afraid to make plans because you might be in labor that day.

~Your neighbors spy you waddling/walking around the neighborhood (with three bored and tired kids in tow) every evening.