Boy for sale.
Two years old, blonde hair, blue eyes.
Screams like he's dying all day for no particular reason.
Cries at the drop of a hat.
Constantly needs a sippy cup full of something, even if he's not thirsty.
Fights over everything.
If you have something, anything, he wants it.
Wakes up for hours in the middle of the night, thinking its time to play, or eat, or cry.
Has the stinkiest, most disgusting diapers you'd ever hope to see.
Scowls at everyone and everything, all the time (its pretty cute actually).
Gives kisses and hugs on demand.
Cuddles whenever you need someone to cuddle with.
Always says thank you.
Willing to do whatever his big brother wants to do.
Repeats the last word of every sentence I say to him.
Eats pretty much any food I make him.
Can always make me laugh.
Adorable, fun, and silly.
On second thought.........I'll keep him.
5 comments:
thats funny. watch out for the gypsies, they will want him now.
So cute, he's a keeper!!
That is cute! So boys throw crying fits too, that is good to know, but yet a bit depressing.
Wow that sounds just like my Logen, must be the age!!
Wait, are you talking about Dexter? Or Seth? I didn't know he lived with you. . . :)
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