I put my naked butt on the neighbors driveway....

AND THEY SAW IT!!

But let me start from the beginning.

We were up late last night, wrapping Christmas presents and folding laundry, so its no surprise that when the alarm went off at 7:30 this morning, we hit the snooze and slept in.  Suddenly, I awoke to realize it was 8:22 and we had less than a half hour til we had to be out the door.  We rushed to get Corbin ready for school and fed breakfast.  There was not enough time for me to get ready, so I planned to walk Corbin to school in my sweats.  Now, I've been losing some weight, so these particular sweats have become very big, but it shouldn't be an issue for a five minute walk, right?  Wrong.

So anyway, Corbin and I headed out the door about 5 minutes later than usual and tried to hurry.  Dexter usually waves at us out the window while we walk away, so we were both walking backwards to wave at Dexter.

Suddenly something caught the bottom of my pants.....

I started to lose my balance....

Whatever held onto my pants wasn't letting go....

MY PANTS AND GARMENTS CAME DOWN....

OUTSIDE.....

WHILE I WAS IN FRONT OF MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE....

THEN I FELL...

MY NAKED BUTT HIT THEIR DRIVEWAY...

Yes, you read ALL that right.  I struggled to unhook my pants from the metal property marker that was sticking out of the sidewalk and had caught them so that I could pull them up.  Just then I looked to the left and noticed the neighbors garage was open.  I was horrified, but couldn't see anyone and felt slightly relieved.

Then I looked to the right.....

THEIR CAR WAS IN THE STREET WAITING TO PULL INTO THEIR DRIVEWAY....

BUT THEY COULDN'T....

BECAUSE THEIR WAS A STRUGGLING PANTS-DOWN DORK IN THEIR WAY....

Any other time that this could have happened the neighbors would not have witnessed it.  What are the freaking odds!! You know its going to be a bad day when you accidentally moon the neighbor before 9am.  Lesson learned...I'm never wearing my sweats to school again.