Not just the Easter Bunny, but Santa Claus, Cupid, St. Patrick, Uncle Sam, Pilgrims, turkeys, and The Great Pumpkin are all on my list of diet sabotagers to "off". Okay, those last few are a bit of a stretch, but you get the idea. Death to every holiday or excuse out there that give me reason to eat poorly or over-eat all together, completely destroying my diet and making me fatter! I hate you all!!
I have made a decision, now is probably the longest stretch of time I have to get back on track before another holiday comes along and ruins everything. I need to get my bootie in gear! I hereby say goodbye to chocolate eggs, chocolate hearts, chocolate santas, chocolate monsters and everything that goes along with them! Bye, bye, cookies, candy, ice cream, and cake, I love you all, I will miss you!
Most of all Goodbye Fat Pants! Although you will need to stick around for a while, I look forward to the day when I get to burn you in the backyard. I will not miss you, and will rejoice when you no longer exist. Enjoy your time now fat pants, your days are numbered!
And finally to all of you people who say that I'm not fat or I look fine, knock it off! Tell the truth! Tell me I'm a fatty boom-ba-latty! I need it, I know it, and dang it, I expect it! It's what I need to get my butt out of those fat pants and into some not necessarily skinny pants, but some less fat ones!
My days of a healthier me start now........help me stay motivated, if I don't do it now I never will and it will only get worse! Wish me luck!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Death to the Easter Bunny!
Posted by Rochelle Brunson at 12:02 PM
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I fervently wish you good luck. Because just yesterday I made the same realization. If I have any hope at all to lose some of this weight the next 6 months are vital. NO more candy rich holidays! Thankfully no one pushes candy for Memorial day or the 4th of July, or I would be toast!
Fatty boom-ba-latty?! Loving that! lol Okay so I thought I was the only who had "fat pants'?! Not that I was ever skinny, or think I'll be a size 0....but what I was before kiddos would be awesome! Not that I'll be much motivation, but going to try it out with you! Could keep posts on each other :) You can tell me I look fat in my fat pants...and I'll return the favor lol Great help huh? Good Luck Girly!
I wish you the best of luck with that Chelle!! I know how hard it is to lose wait..and I know you are rolling your eyes right now!!! But its true, I have been trying to lose just 10 pounds over the last two years and can't lose one! We should start Sparkpeople again to keep eachother motivated!!
You're right Kim, I am rolling my eyes!! I'm not helping you lose weight!! That will only make me look fatter!! Stinkin' skinny people making me look worse......geeze!
Normally I feel your pain, but I like to take advantage when I am prego and get as fat as possible :) But really all holidays really are is a chance for us to eat more and more candy and sweets. I hate it and love it at the same time. I just wish I had my husband's metabolism cuz he is trying to gain weight and can't, oh how would that be...HEAVEN! Good luck with the diet!
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