look out for the poop!

Do I have a story for you! Today while I was going through our bills, the boys were watching a sesame street movie in my bedroom. I didn't think anything was wrong until I heard the toilet flooding in the bathroom. As I get up to check it out, Corbin comes in and says he pooped in his underwear. I quickly stop the toilet from flooding (due to an overwhelming amount of tp) and start to clean corbin up. Just then Dexter comes in, covered in Corbin's poop! I kid you not! It's all over his hands, belly and legs, it was down right disgusting. I immediately throw both boys in the bathtub, and ask corbin where his underwear were, he told me he left them in my room on the floor.
After I get Dex out of the bathtub, I walked into my room to find the dirty underwear. It was like walking into a war zone! Poop was everywhere, including the carpet and Dexter's pack n' play. There in the midst of 500 carpet stains lies an enormous green turd! He didn't poop in his underwear, he pooped on the freakin' carpet! I quickly got some tissue and got rid of the giant turd, then got some carpet cleaner and started the disgusting task of scrubbing the 500 carpet stains in my room and hallway leading to the bathroom.
All in all it took about an hour to get the boys out of the bath and get everything all cleaned up, and back to normal. Oh, being a parent! What a fun day!